me, me, meme...

from Desert Diva meme-o-licious!

• Hi, my name is: Melissa


• But you can call me: melly


• Never in my life have I: bungee jumped


• When I’m nervous I: chew the inside corner of my lip


• The last song I listened to was: something by Sugarland


• If I were to get married right now it would be to: a polygamist, evidently, cause I'm already married! -lol-


• My hair is: in need of a cut and dye job


• When I was 4: my parents divorced. I haven't seen my biological father since


• Last Christmas: we were so glad to have Ken home for a few days in one stretch. he was travelling to Indianapolis each week for work


• I should be: cleaning something


• When I look down I see: my scrap paper bag


• The happiest recent event was: seeing Ashley's ex, Mike looking so good


• If I were a character on ‘Friends’: I'd be Rachel. Skinny and beautiful


• By this time next year: I hope to have had some sort of wonderful vacation


• My current distress is: legal matters


• I have a hard time understanding: politics


• There’s these girls: I watch on TV - Sex and the City? I want to live in that world. Cosmopolitans and New York City!


• If I won an award, the first person I would tell: Ken


• I want to buy: YARN!


• I plan on visiting: California sometime soon!


• If I could spend the night at anyone’s house it would it be at: Cristi's. (see above)


• The world could do without: cell phones


• Most recent thing I’ve bought myself: YARN


• Most recent thing someone else bought me: Ken bought me a glorious book by Amy Butler


• My middle name is: Gail


• In the morning I: sneeze currently. Allergy season is upon us


• Last night I was: knitting


• There’s this guy I know who: isn't being very nice to his wife. I wish I could kick his ass into gear.


• If I were an animal I’d be a: bald eagle


• A better name for me would be: HRH (her royal highness)


• Tomorrow I am: staying home


• Tonight I am: knitting and watching Weeds on Showtime.